Is your spouse ruthless or altruistic? Find out now…

If you’re already married it is probably too late. What’s done has been done. There’s no going back now. But isn’t it nice to know that if everything does go bad there is now a way to ensure it doesn’t happen again? Genesis Biolabs is now offering a mouth swab genetic test product that retails for $99 that enables you to genetically test your potential spouse or potential business partner for bad genes.

“One can conceal or misrepresent one’s choices and motives, but genetics do not lie.”

As of May, 2008, with the passage of HR 493, the genetic information nondiscrimination act of 2008, it is illegal in the United States to use genetic testing and hiring or issuing insurance policies.

Pictured above: a molecular looking picture that could be anything. What the hell do we know?

If you’re hungry for more genetic information check out the top ten human genes.